HELLO CHIO BU!
you look like a refined person who likes to have the best in life, dontcha?
and i bet that you would want only the best to enhance your already beautiful facial features.
*nudge nudge*
ok, let me take a few steps back if you are a boy.
...
*ahem*
HELLO!
you look like a refined person who likes to give his girlfriend the best you can afford, right?
*nudge nudge*

might i suggest these beautiful handmade earrings.
they are limited edition too!
they come in one piece per design but of course if you are just dying to have that particular pair, i could arrange for another identical pair.
of course, good things in life come at a price...
but not to worry!
with the magnitude of your overstuffed wallet filled with leftover money from the passing school year, i'm sure that a few dollars wont set you back so much.
*nudge nudge*
and of course, if you find all the designs too plain or just not your style, you can submit in a design to be made.
but of course, it will cost more.
but then again, i'm sure a few measly dollars wont set you back so much. =)

alright!
bring on the designs!

if you are feeling broke...
$2
the classic button design.
retrooo...
*forced grin*

safety pin design.
it may even turn out to be your best friend!
need a safety pin?
no problem! just detach from earring and there you have it!

the life float design.
if you are constantly at the swimming pool until it comes to a point that you practically live there, this design would be perfect for you.
note: this earrings do not serve as life saving devices. probably only for instances where there are mice or ants drowning, but definitely not for humans.

my favourite of the lot!
if you think so too, i would go as far to say that you have incredible dress sense and taste.
ICHIBAN!
if you think otherwise, go get your eyes checked.

it also comes in yellow and black.
now heres another way to attract bees!

plain leaf design.
for the nature freaks...er i mean lovers.
also for those who love and are aspiring geography teacher pets.

christams is just around the corner and what better way to rise to the occasion than to buy for yourself these candy cane earrings?
note: these earrings are not for consumption. in other words, do not eat. but do eat if you would like to get these stuck in your stomach tissues and burst a vital artery causing heavy internal bleeding and dying a slow and horrible death.

of course, if you are feeling a little rich...
$3
translucent bead design.
these little trinkets look like crystals from far away, so if you are planning to go to an outrageously swanky dinner party, buy these and you are all set to go.
note: just make sure the people you are trying to impress or show off to stand far far away.

imperial blue bead design.
if you have the taste of a grandmother or empress dowager, this pair would fit you to a T.
or if you are trying to get into your grandmother's good books so that she will not call you a "lousy chain smoking good for nothing punk" and whack you over the head with her walking stick whenever she sees you.

metalic brown design.
looks like something straight out of the 19th century.
you know, one of those centuries with pasty faced lady freaks swishing around ballrooms draped over the frail arms of their half dead dates.
ahh~ i think you get the idea.

advancement of the plain leaf design.
clearly, the designer was running out of ideas.
once again, perfect for aspiring geography teacher pets.
wear these to school and please the geography teacher but agitate the discipline mistress.

wire-bent-to-look-like-teardrops design.
very girlish as it is pink and red.
i also find this design quite nice.
if you agree with me, buy it.
or else go get a pair of vision aid devices.

and now, for the elite wallets and also for those who have incredibly good fashion taste!
$4
presenting... the everlasting star design!
of course, now i'll show you why it is so much more expensive than the others.
notice that in the middle of the stars hangs a little butterfly.
take note of the spectacular nimble fingered workmanship that went into each earring.
and the colour combination is perfect!
black, orange and yellow.
if it doesnt scream out "alriiight!" i dont know what else does!
(except for maybe a sony handheld ps2. omg. works of art. but thats beside the point)

anyway.
to keep myself from salivating at the sight of the sony handheld ps2 in digital life,
should you see any design that catches your fancy, contact me at my house or meet me during band hours and the transaction will be done.

er, this entry is not meant to be a joke.
i'm really selling earrings.
yes, i am.
-__-

anyway.
eugene is not in singapore and is at the moment far far away in malaysia.
and no one misses him.
HA!
having fun crapping with melvin,
RIGHT MELVIN?
*jabs melvin*

ok, i'm killing melvin.
time to go.
haha.